Saturday, May 10, 2008

Things I will never hear from my spouse...

1. Honey go shopping, you deserve a spree.
2. Yes, please cut your hair. I love short hair on girls.
3. Can we go visit your family?
4. You pick the movie.
5. Take your time, I don't mind waiting.
6. My tools are your tools.
7. It's my turn to cook dinner.
8. Let me rub your feet.
9. Why should you exercise? You're perfect as you are.
10. Porn disgusts me.

 

3 comments:

MacNelly Family Adventures said...

I am laughing my rear end off!

tashabud said...

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This post is funny. I say, honey, just go do whatever pleases you. No need to wait for hubby to say so. If I have to say something, I think it's your husband's the nincompoop, and I don't even know him. Lol.

Aleta said...

This post had me laughing. I just went to get my hair cut today. Greg thought I would get it cut short and he was "mentally prepared." I surprised him though and only trimmed off some. Lol. I happen to like it long as well.

I have to admit that he does most of the cooking and he does rub my feet (heaven!)